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 One Line Punches by Navjot Singh Sidhu IPL 2015                                              

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Ya fir Itihaas Banoge ,Ya fir Itihaas banaoge ...Ye IPL hai Guru

 Guru Lagta Hai Ye log Top(Cannon) Se Murgi Maarengelaughing smiley

 

Godhe Ke Aage Bakri Lagaoge toh Aisa Hi hoga smile smiley

 

Amrit Roz Roz peene se amrit ki wo mithaas nahi aati,jo vish k 2 ghunt peene k baad Amrit Peene mein Aati Hai smiley nerd

 

Fatta Aasmaan Aakhir Darji Kahaan Tak Seeyegalaughing smiley

 

 

Jo Aave So Raazi Jaave smile smiley

 

Baat Bani To Bani Nahi Toh Abdul Ghani smile smiley

 

 

 Apna Kamm Kita ..Khush mera Jitasmile smiley

 

 Kohinoor k Heere ko kaun pasand nahi karega aur kohinoor ka heera shatabadiyo mein paida hota hai smiley nerd

 

 Dubte Hue Insaan k aage Rassi k dono chorr Fenk Diye laughing smiley

 

 Moorakh ko tamacha..samajhdar ko ishara ,Gadhe ko laathi ...Ghode Ko isharasmiley nerd

 

 Maano Mast Haathi ho aur Paidal Sena ko kuchal raha hai smile smiley

 Rawaaniya Rukti Nahi..Jawaaniya Jhukti Nahismile smiley

Apni kiti mahan,na Hindu na Musalmaansmile smiley

Babool ke Boote laga k Aap Aam nahi Uga saktesmiley nerd

Chalne ki Taaqat Nahi,Naam Mazboot Khanlaughing smiley

 

Choti si chingari Jangalon(Forest) ko jala deti haismiley nerd
Waqt Ki Maang Nazaqat Nahi Taakatsmiley nerd

 

 

Sote Hue Sher k Muuh mein Hiran Chal kar nahi Aatasmile smiley

 

Khud K Sui Na Lagne Dena ,Aur Dusre ke Maarna Bhaalalaughing smiley

 

Pashu Rassi Se KhiNche jaate hai aur Insaan Mann Sesmiley nerd

Jiski Abhilasha Mein Shakti Nahi ,Uski Kabhi bhi Purti Nahismiley nerd

 

Ek Aag Wo Jo Chita Ko Jalati Hai ,Ek Aag Chinta Ki Jo Zindon Ko Jalati Haismiley nerd

 

Aate Ka Chirag Tha,Ghar rakhoge to Choohe khayenge,Bahar rakho Kutte Khayenge

 

Waqt Khoobsoorat Mahotarama K Liye Bhi Nahi Ruktasmiley nerd

Kabhi Ameer Kabhi Gareeb ,Kabhi Shah Kabhi Fakeersmiley nerd

 

IPL Mein ya Arsh Pe ya Frsh pesmiley nerd

Kheti Sukhne k baad Baarish Ho ,Koi Fayda Nahilaughing smiley

 


Andhere Mein Kaun Hai Koi Nahi Jaanta,
Hawa Mein Kya Baat Hai Koi Nahi Jaanta
Koi Kitna Bhi Ghuma Le Dimaag K Ghode ,
Ipl K Daaman Mein Kya Hai Koi Nahi Jaanta

 

Machhar Kitni Bhi Himmat Kare Baaz Jitna nahi Udd Saktalaughing smiley

 

Aisa Lag Raha Hai Jaise Billi Mare Hue Chuhe se Khilwaad Kar rahi Holaughing smiley

 

Kya Kaategi Kaanch Ki Talwaarlaughing smiley

 

Ye Toh Sui Ki Nok Se Unth(Camel) Nikalne ke Barabar Hai laughing smiley

 

 

 

Lehron ko Ilzaam dena chorh de,Tu Tairna Seekh Lesmiley nerd

Khatam Bhi Karo Ye Tamasha Khel Ka Khud Se Haare Hue Kisi Aur Se Kya Jeetesmiley nerd

 

 

 

Sitaro K Aage Jahaan Aur Bhi Hai IPL K Aage Imtehaan Aur Bhi Hai